Thursday, July 29, 2021

Partner Stores?

 I wanted to write this post because I had a comment from an Amway IBO who is bragging about Amway partner stores. The tag line is Amway certainly does their due diligence, as well as partner stores as partner stores would not want to associate with Amway if they were a scam, etc. After reading this post, you will see that "partner" stores would be insane not to partner with Amway. Before going into that, maybe someone can explain what due diligence was put into partnering with Worldcom (formerly MCI) and Enron, for selling energy products and services. Surely all those high priced lawyers must have know about these epic failures (scams)?

Now, when an Amway IBO refers to a partner store, we are talking about a one way road. What I mean is that Amway sells products for these partner stores but the partner stores don't sell any Amway products and have nothing to do with Amway other than a business agreement (apparently) to allow Amway IBOs to act as commission only sales people for these partner stores. Amway IBOs take on all the time and personal expenses of moving partner store products, often at non competitive prices, and get a small commission only if they meet a minimum quota (100 pv), which is roughly $300 USD.

Imagine that, a partner store basically has the entire Amway sales force potentially selling their products and the partner store can charge whatever they want. The Amway IBOs are often taught to buy from Amway and the catalogs so the entire sales force often becomes loyal customers as well. And to make the deal even sweeter, the partner stores pay nothing unless the Amway IBO sells at least $300 worth of products, although partner store and Amway products can be commingled. In my way of thinking, it's a no brainer for partner stores to hook up with Amway. They have no risk and potentially a lot of addition sales. High upside and no downside.

And the cherry on the sundae for Amway and the partner stores is that Amway IBOs will also recruit and train other Amway and partner store commission only sales people at their own time and expense. Amway and partner stores can't possibly lose!! I almost want to go and create Joecool's widgets and become an Amway partner store myself. If Amway people sell my $100 Joecool widgets that cost me $5 to make, I rake in huge profits and the most commission I would pay is about 25%. It's a great deal because Joecool has zero risk. I only pay if the product gets sold. and I don't pay if products don't move. I might even be able to sell Amway IBOs my catalog so they can sell my stuff. It's heads I win and tales they lose for me.

So if you ever hear about and Amway IBO bragging about how Amway partner stores like Nike, Barnes and Noble or whatever big name company might "partner" with Amway, you can laugh to yourself and to use Amway's own catch phrase: "Now you know".

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amway LOVES to create fake, meaningless new verbs. One that is not much used now is "to prosume," which was supposed to be something new and radical that marked Amway as some kind of cutting-edge style of doing business. You don't hear them use "to prosume" anymore, since nobody was able to define what the fuck it actually meant.

The other verb is "to partner" -- a completely meaningless word that doesn't refer to anything clear. Big companies just use Amway's catalogue to sell some of their stuff to IBOs. Big deal -- it hardly means that Amway and the big company are "partners." But Amway assholes like to say "We're partnering with..." because it makes Amway look good, as if they were the equal of some major business concern. The plain fact is that Amway is just a pimple on the ass of these big companies, all of which would laugh hysterically if they heard that they were "partners" with a two-bit soap-suds racket like Amway.

Another fake verb is "to edify." This means to sing the praises of some IBO in your down-line because he has been so obedient and active and profitable for you, and to set him up as a model for other IBOs. All the jerks in Amway love to "be edified."

Anonymous said...

It's really too bad that you're a small-minded troll offering nothing to your readers but your bullshit, not signing your own name to your crap (because you're embarrassed?), and then, pretenting that you're someone else and up-voting your JoeCool bullshit. You are as fake as your name. Go away midget mind.

Joecool said...

LOL, and here you are posting this crap under "anonymous".

Of course, you have FAILED to point out what I've posted that is bullshit.

Not signing you name? Are you embarrassed?

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous at 2:25 PM, March 5 --

What's the matter, pal? Did we get under your skin?

And since you said nothing at all to refute what Joe Cool wrote, it's clear you couldn't come up with a single valid criticism of his post.

You're just the typical Amway asshole, unable to deal with criticism honestly.

Anonymous said...

Hello Joecool, are you aware, had the Amway sales for 2021 been released finally? I just that they released 2019 numbers in mid-Feb, numbers for 2020 by the end of February, but for 2021 it seems they had not released yet. Not sure, but to me it seems, the sales were pretty bad, othewise they would be loudly celebrating the growth...

Joecool said...

Thanks for the information. I'll take a look.